I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots… we have… dragons!
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)
“I mean, this is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.”
There is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on earth. For some people, I guess that’s being an astronaut or a hotdog eating champion. For Leslie, her true purpose on earth, her true meaning, is making people’s lives better. That’s what I love about her, and that’s why she deserves this award. Sincerely, Satan.