theme

fearlessly and forever

Margaux. INFJ I need my lipstick red and my eyeliner black and I like my men gay and my music with long song titles. ★ your face sucks my little badass

  dw

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.


bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

  same   dw

  • Me:  ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me:  *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me:  *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me:  getting crazy up in here

frenchfrycoolguy:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence


This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots… we have… dragons!

  how to train your dragon

You have to be odd to be number one.
-

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

well damn

(via walkerflexasranger)


puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

image


kuuuuuuurt:

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

  kurt hummel   omfg   glee

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE


Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

  amazing   leslie knope   amy poehler   parks and rec   mean girls

“I mean, this is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.” 

-Nick Offerman

  parks and rec cast



There is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on earth. For some people, I guess that’s being an astronaut or a hotdog eating champion. For Leslie, her true purpose on earth, her true meaning, is making people’s lives better. That’s what I love about her, and that’s why she deserves this award. Sincerely, Satan.

  parks and rec